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We originally got Kirby—the mini donkey, aka Barack Kirby, aka BK, aka The Goat God—as a pasture mate for Talon, the horse. It was a good plan. Logical. Sensible. Which should’ve been my first red flag.
Because the goats took one look at Kirby and decided he was theirs. Their idol. Their four-legged messiah. Their fuzzy-eared prophet of grazing. Wherever he went, they followed. It was like watching a very hairy Beatles reunion tour, with Kirby as all four Beatles rolled into one, complete with groupies.
So then that plan had to change. The new plan was to try and make everyone—horse, donkey, goats—into one big happy, non-stomping, non-chasing family. Except Talon had opinions. Specifically, that goats did not belong in his pasture, and every time one wandered in, he’d make it his personal mission to chase them back to the barn like a cranky old man yelling at kids to get off his lawn.
Enter fate, stage left.
We went away for one night. One. Came back today to find Talon not in his pasture, but somehow on the goats’ side of the fence. Just standing there. Grazing. Surrounded by his former enemies like they were old poker buddies on a coffee break. Everyone was chill. No screaming, no trampling, no donkey-led cult worship rituals. Just… peace.
I have no idea how he got in there. The gate was latched. The fence was intact. Unless Talon suddenly discovered how to teleport—or dug a tunnel like a very motivated POW—we may never know.
Maybe I should’ve just left them alone to figure it out from the start. I was always afraid he’d run them over in a fit of “horse superiority,” but maybe I underestimated his emotional intelligence. Or maybe the goats just wore him down with their persistent adoration. (Goat worship is exhausting.)
Either way, cheers to new friendships, unexpected , and the magic that happens when I stop trying to micromanage barnyard politics.
"Do you mind? I'm trying to take a nap here." |
"Huh? What? Who's clicking the camera?" |
"What's that? There's water in the other end of this thing? Well, I'm sure it'll come in handy if I get thirsty." |
You may recall how we got our “free” tractor using what I like to call Government Math—a magical financial system where saving money is the same thing as making money, and if you don’t spend what you could’ve, then obviously that leftover imaginary pile turns into profit. It’s flawless.
So naturally, I figured: if it works for multi-trillion-dollar budgets, why not for my hips?
This morning, I had two donuts for breakfast. Now, before the food police show up with their little calorie citation pads, let me just say—I could have had a bacon egg and cheese biscuit with a side of hash browns and regret. But I didn’t. So technically, I saved about 400 calories right there. That drops the donuts down to a negligible 100 calories. Barely worth mentioning, really.
Then, for lunch, I had a salad. Not one of those fun ones with fried chicken and ranch dressing masquerading as lettuce. I’m talking actual rabbit food. Lettuce, cucumbers, maybe a slice of tomato just to say I live dangerously. Easily saved another 400 calories by not going with a cheeseburger. At this point, I’m basically operating at a caloric surplus in the healthy direction.
Afternoon snack? Carrot sticks. Raw. No ranch. No hummus. Just cold, crunchy disappointment. That’s gotta be worth another 150 calories saved just for the trauma.
Dinner? Another salad. Because I’m committed to bad decisions and leafy greens. That’s another 450 calories banked like some kind of sadistic savings account.
So when dessert rolls around and I’m eyeing that banana split with hot fudge, whipped cream, and a cherry on top like it owes me money, guess what? That 800-calorie tower of dairy joy only counts as 200. Because I earned it.
Tally it up:
Donuts? 100
Banana split? 200
Total for the day? 300 calories.
Which leaves me plenty of wiggle room (pun intended) for an evening chip buffet while watching reruns of Murder, She Wrote. And no guilt, because this is Government Math, baby. If the federal government can “balance” the budget by redefining words and moving numbers around like it’s a shell game at a carnival, I can definitely justify a second helping of Cool Ranch Doritos.
The scale won’t budge? Must be a data error. Probably Russian hackers. Or the batteries.
Hey, if this system is good enough for Congress, it’s should be good enough for my thighs.
Our old tractor was getting, well... old. Not the wise, dependable kind of old like Aunt Ethel who bakes pies and remembers the war, but the kind of old that groans every time you try to start it and leaves mysterious puddles on the barn floor. So last summer, we started looking at new tractors. Then we looked at our bank account. And promptly stopped looking.
But this year, I got smart. I figured out how to use the same economic principles the U.S. government uses to get a free tractor. That’s right. Free. Tractor. And before you start questioning my sanity or checking for fumes in the barn, let me break it down for you:
Let’s say you want a $60,000 tractor. But instead, you choose a $30,000 tractor. Boom. You’ve saved $30,000. Apply that savings directly to the cost, and you’ve now paid nothing. Zero. Nada. Tractor = free.
But wait! It gets better. The dealer gave us a $10,200 trade-in for the old one. (Bless their hearts, they must not have actually started it.) Now, we also got a backhoe attachment for about $10,000. Which means, according to my math—and I checked twice—we are now owed $200.
Naturally, we expected the finance company to send us a thank-you note and maybe a nice fruit basket for helping stimulate the economy with such brilliance. Instead, they’re demanding we make monthly payments. Can you believe it? I even tried explaining the government-style math to them, complete with hand gestures and everything, but they just weren’t getting with the program. I may have to draw them a pie chart. Maybe with actual pie.
Anyway, I’m now applying the same economic model to future projects. That new $12,000 roof I need? If I just don’t get the $24,000 slate one I was never going to buy anyway, I’ve saved $12,000. Meaning the roof is already paid for. Technically, I should have $12,000 leftover to fund the matching chicken coop expansion.
I don’t know why everyone isn’t doing this. It’s genius. It’s foolproof. It’s… exactly how the government does it.
Only difference is, they have a printing press.
Budget Breakdown (a.k.a. How to Retire Rich on Barnyard Math):
Wanted Tractor: $60,000
Bought Tractor: $30,000
Instant savings: $30,000
Trade-In Value: +$10,200
Backhoe Attachment: -$10,000
Total Owed to Us: $200
Finance Company’s Opinion: Irrelevant. Clearly they don’t understand economics.
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(There is a donkey in this picture. Guess it's sort of like those hidden pictures.) |
That handsome redhead in the back? That’s BK. And yes, there’s a story behind the name—because when isn’t there?
See, DH thought it would be hilarious to name the donkey Barack. I, on the other hand, thought it would be a tragedy. A five-alarm insult to the intelligence of an innocent animal who has, thus far, done nothing to deserve such a burden. I mean, the poor thing already has to live with goats—why add insult to indignity?
Now, my daughter, granddaughter, and I? We’re a little more sentimental. We wanted to name him Kirby, after a favorite character from a movie who, incidentally, is charming, lovable, and not at all interested in running the country or carrying the weight of political debates on his fuzzy little back.
So we compromised—and by that I mean I ignored DH and declared my side the winner. He is officially Barack Kirby, or BK for short. I just call him BK. Because again, I have standards.
BK is a 5-month-old miniature donkey, which basically means he’s got all the stubbornness and attitude of a full-size donkey, packed into a pocket-sized frame. He’s currently in the “awkward middle school” phase of donkey-hood, complete with gangly legs, endless curiosity, and zero awareness of personal space.
Right now, he’s bunking with three goat kids who have already taught him how to scale furniture (donkeys are surprisingly agile when peer-pressured), and two Great Pyrenees livestock guardian dogs who’ve taken it upon themselves to teach him barn etiquette—namely: don’t eat the chickens’ snacks and don’t pee in the communal water bucket.
Eventually, he’ll graduate to pasture-mate status with the horse. That is, once he gets a little bigger, a little bolder, and stops trying to chew on the electric fence like it’s a Twizzler.
For now, he’s learning the ropes, making friends, and providing plenty of blog material—because if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s this:
You can never trust a redhead with hooves. Especially one with a name like BK.
Stay tuned.
Well, it’s finally happened. DH has been yammering on for years about wanting a mini donkey, and I—being the kind-hearted, practical, and occasionally slightly off-my-rocker farm wife that I am—finally caved. Mostly because I found one that didn’t come with a price tag that required an organ donation or signing over the deed to the house.
Meet our newest addition (pictured in front), a baby mini donkey. And yes, he’s just as soft, fuzzy, and ridiculously adorable in person. Most of the mini donkeys I’ve come across were priced higher than a full-sized horse, which is insane when you realize you’re basically buying a furry, braying lawn ornament with an attitude.
But this little guy? This one was fate. Or Craigslist. Either way.
Now, as with any new addition to the farm, integration is key. He’s still a baby, so he’ll grow up alongside our LGDs and hopefully learn they’re part of the team, not intruders who need to be launched into the next time zone with a swift double-hoofed boot. Fingers crossed he extends the same courtesy to the goats, the chickens, and anything else that happens to wander too close. Including me.
Eventually, he’ll be pastured with Talon, who is either going to love having a buddy or throw a dramatic tantrum like a spoiled prom queen who has to share her limo. But hey, that’s farm life.
Now, here’s where you come in. We need a name.
Jim, in all his wisdom and subtlety, suggested Barack. And while I appreciate the clever political pun, I’d like to think this donkey has slightly higher cognitive functioning than your average bureaucrat. No offense to my liberal friends—okay, slight offense—but come on, this little guy deserves better. Or at least something that doesn’t start political arguments over the breakfast table.
So I’m opening the floor. What do we name him?
Here are a few early contenders, just to get the ball rolling:
Eeyore – Obvious. Maybe too obvious.
Burrito – Because he’s small, wrapped in fluff, and occasionally spicy.
Festus – Because he already looks like he’s been living on the frontier for 40 years.
Sir Hee-Haw-A-Lot – For when we want the neighbors to think we’ve gone completely off the rails.
Deputy Dawdle – For his very slow, very deliberate stroll across the yard this morning.
NotBarack – Because I’m petty like that.
Leave your name ideas in the comments or shoot me a message. If we pick your suggestion, you’ll win…well, absolutely nothing except bragging rights and my eternal gratitude. And maybe a shoutout in the next blog post.
Let the naming games begin!
Some days are just like that.
You wake up, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and you think, Today's going to be a great day. Then you step outside and see this sad excuse for a tire looking like it gave up on life somewhere around 3 a.m. It’s not just flat—it’s aggressively horizontal. A crime scene in rubber.
Not a great way to start the day.
There it is—flat as a pancake, but with none of the maple syrup or joy. No warning, no farewell note, not even a dramatic hiss to let me know it was going out with flair. Just slumped over like, “I’ve been holding it together for fifteen years and I’m DONE. Deal with it, lady.”
So instead of doing what I planned—which involved a to-do list and the smug satisfaction of being productive—I got a surprise crash course in "tire triage" while kneeling in gravel and questioning every life choice that led to this moment. I haven’t crouched that long since I was wrangling a goat in labor.
I eventually found the jack, somewhere under the back seat next to a petrified French fry and what I think was once a map of Ohio. (Why? I don’t know. We’ve never even been to Ohio.)
Anyway, I survived. The tire did not.
So if you’re wondering what the soundtrack to my morning was—it was the sound of muttered cursing, a creaking jack, and the distant echo of my will to live rolling down the driveway.
But you know what? I got the tire changed. I still made it through the day. Because sometimes life goes flat... and you fix it with grit, sarcasm, and just enough air to keep going.
I've had a very busy life. Every since I was a pup I've had lots of work to do. |
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I've learned lots of lots of things to take care of my family. |
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There were children to keep warm..... |
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The whole yard to patrol..... |
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Friends to make...... |
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Dinner to catch..... |
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Dinner to eat..... |
Smiles to capture..... |
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Children to keep clean. |
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Under my watchful care children flourished, a family was kept safe, and a home was filled with my love. |
I found it years ago, on
my workbench.
A butterfly. A yellow swallowtail with bold black
stripes.
Perfect. Still. Wings fully open like it had just landed
for a moment—and then… let go.
It hadn’t folded up in defense. It hadn’t struggled. It just stopped, in the middle of the mess, between my hammers and feed scoops, as if to say, this place will do.
And something about that felt… holy.
Not in the stained glass kind of way. In the real kind of way. The kind that slips in quietly and finds you elbow-deep in the chaos of daily life. The kind that makes you stop mid-step, heart thudding with something too big to name.
I didn’t have the heart to throw it away. Or bury it. Or brush it aside like just another thing that didn’t belong. So I carried it to the house with both hands like I was holding something sacred. And I placed it, gently, in an empty drawer of my old roll-top desk—not with the paperclips or the clutter of the other drawers, but in its own little space. Quiet. Undisturbed.
Because it deserved that.
It’s still there.
All these years later, that butterfly hasn’t changed. The world around it has—storms have come, animals have gone, people I love have aged, or moved on, or passed—but the butterfly remains. A moment frozen in time, wings outstretched, still perfect.
Sometimes when I’m digging through that desk, looking for something I’ve misplaced (usually patience, if we’re being honest), I open that drawer by accident. And there it is again. Waiting. Whole. Beautiful.
And suddenly the noise quiets. My hands stop moving. My breath slows.
And I remember.
To pause.
To soften.
To just be.
That butterfly has become a kind of stillness I carry with me. Not in my pocket or wallet or on a keychain, but tucked deeper—where weariness lives, and memory settles, and faith occasionally flickers.
It reminds me that beauty doesn’t always shout.
Sometimes it
whispers from a drawer you forgot you had.
Sometimes it lands in
your life and never really leaves.
Because peace isn’t
something you chase.
It’s
something you notice—when you finally stop moving long enough to
see it was there all along.
Beet greens growing in a window box. |
Buttercrunch lettuce in a 20 oz. plastic Dixie drink cup. |
Summer Squash - note the blossom on the left. If you look closely you'll see loads of buds. |
Cherry tomato in a 1 gallon bucket. Buds are starting to appear. |
Kale and Swiss Chard. The cabbage on the left looks like it just might form a head. |