Genevieve, one of our high-maintenance Nubian does (I say that with love and eye bags), has been very pregnant for what feels like the last twelve years. According to the calendar, she was due any day. According to her behavior—dramatic sighing, shifting around like she couldn't get comfortable in her own skin, and throwing side-eye at anyone who asked how she was feeling—she was due yesterday, last week, and also somehow last month.
So I started the drill. For the last two days and nights, I’ve been checking on her every two hours. Yes, even at night. Yes, even when it was 10 degrees and the wind was coming in sideways. I have personally gone out to the barn in a bathrobe, parka, snow boots, and a headlamp, looking like a cross between a prospector and a half-deflated lawn Santa.
Now, I didn't plan babies due in cold weather. But apparently Genevieve couldn't wait for her date with a guy about 5 months ago. I tried to warn her, but, like hormonal teenagers, when do they listen? I found her in the buck's pen one morning, and marked my calendar.
By last night, I looked at Genevieve and said, “Look, girl, either have those babies or tell me if I need to cancel my plans for the rest of the decade.” She gave me a blank stare and shifted her weight like she was rearranging furniture in there.
Well, turns out she finally took the hint—because after being in labor all night (complete with drama, heavy breathing, and one suspiciously long side-eye), she delivered: twin boys. One at a solid 8 lbs., the other just a hair under 7, both healthy, hollering, and already bouncing off the walls.
Genevieve is fine. Smug, even. She stood there afterward like, “That wasn’t so bad,” while I looked like I just came out the wrong end of a goat tornado. I think she was holding out just to see how long I could function on no sleep and cold showers.
The babies were adorable, of course. Wobbly legs, floppy ears, and that wide-eyed, slightly confused look like they were still deciding if gravity was a good idea. One of them had ears so long we named him Dumbo. They nursed well, made those tiny sneezes that melt your heart—and then pooped on my sock. Reality re-established.
Now, since Genevieve is a dairy goat, we had to decide: do we take the kids and bottle-feed them while milking her ourselves, or let her raise them and just borrow a little milk for us?
I’ll tell you what I told the sky that night: “I have raised kids. Human ones. I am not doing goat daycare.” That’s not goat farming. That’s babysitting with extra laundry.
So, we let her keep them.
For 18 hours.
Because that’s how long it took for Genevieve to discover the dark truth: babies are loud, demanding, messy, and very, very clingy. They’re either starving, snuggling, or springing around like caffeinated popcorn kernels in a hot skillet. No breaks. No boundaries. No bathroom privacy.
By the second morning, Genevieve had had enough. She marched up to the gate, locked eyes with me, and said—without a sound but very clearly—“You. With the thumbs. I’m done.”
And that was that.
She’s now back in the barn with her adult goat friends, acting like she just got back from a spa retreat. If she could’ve slammed a door behind her, she would’ve. I think she’s humming. She refuses to acknowledge she ever had children. It’s like watching a college student delete photos of their ex.
Meanwhile, I now have two tiny squatters living in Roxy’s dog crate in the house, which they’ve turned into a goat AirBnB. They’re tucked in, warm, and sleeping like they paid rent.
And Roxy? Equal parts fascinated and insulted. She keeps checking on them like a worried big sister, then pouting when they won’t play chase or let her curl up in the crate with them. I told her no hooves, no crate privileges. She’s currently sulking and muttering something about unfair housing practices.
So there you have it: Two baby goats. One displaced dog. One smug goat who’s pretending she’s single and child-free. And me, the accidental babysitter with hay in her bra and goat milk warming on the stove.
Good night from the madhouse. Wake me when they’re weaned.
8 comments:
cute kids! I agree with letting mom nurse the babies. I try to milk early morning then let the kids have the milk all day and then I get a little milk in the evening. I think kids grow better nursing their mom.
Those twins look sweet! How long do they nurse from their mother?
Well, I'm glad I stopped by. Congrats on the kids. Too cute. I'm debating as to whether to stay up tonight too but I'm so tired right now. They probably will not come tonight anyway...or maybe with that mindset, they will!
Happy sleeping, I hope! So many folks I know have been up around the clock worrying over and birthing goats this past month.
I know exactly how you feel! Two nights ago my doe looked like she was going to go and several people in my family took shifts going out to check on her. She didn't even going until 7:30 in the morning..arggg! :)
~Bethany~
Oh, they are so adorable!!!
I just love baby animals.
Life is just amazing. A~
Thanks everyone for your comments. Hope the babies come soon for those of you who are spending nights checking on them. Sleep is a good thing!
Shellmo - Their mom nurses them as long as they want, or until she gets sick of them. If they were bottle fed they'd be weaned at 2 to 3 months, depending on how well they're eating other foods, but mom will let them nurse a little longer. We'll dry her up ourselves to give her a 2 to 3 month rest before she kids again in the spring.
Cute babies!! I am watching one of the last girls to kid here very closely!! She had trouble last year and with the trouble ihav ehad this year with others I am getting nervous as she gets bigger and bigger! She just keeps plodding along!!!
I usually let moms raise their babies But this year I pulled the set of triplets just born and am going to milk mom and bottle feed babies.. I thought I woul dsee if it helped mom with her condition. She tends to put everything into the bucket and babies and gets skin and bones!! SO we will see! Its good practice for my girls to help with the bottle babies too! LOL
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