Free Vacation!

DH and I are taking a little break from mud, manure, and mayhem and heading to Williamsburg, VA from March 26 to April 2. Why Williamsburg? Because it’s historic, charming, and not covered in snow. Bonus—DC is just a hop, skip, and a traffic jam away, and it just so happens to be cherry blossom season. You know, those puffy pink trees that make everyone forget their allergies and start quoting poetry.

Now here’s the kicker—we’re staying in a friend’s 2-bedroom timeshare condo with all the bells and whistles. Full kitchen, washer/dryer, pool, gym, and probably a blender that costs more than my first car. But we’re only using one bedroom. That means there’s a whole second bedroom and a pull-out couch just sitting there, feeling neglected.

So, here’s your golden ticket:
We have room for 2 adults and 2 kids—well-behaved only, please. (And yes, that applies to you adults as well. Just because you can drink wine in public doesn’t mean you get to act like a raccoon at a campground.)

You wouldn’t be tagging along with us—we’ve got our own plans involving powdered wigs and historical reenactments—but if you want free lodging, this is your shot.

First come, first served, so speak up quick if you're interested.

P.S.
If anyone out there is reading this and thinking, “Hey! They’ll be gone. Let’s rob their house!”—you can think again.
We have a house sitter.

The house sitter is armed.

And the house sitter is not afraid of paperwork.

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