Wednesday, May 27, 2009

They Do Grow Up

My 16-year-old grandson, Nate, has lived with us for the past 4½ years. When he first moved in, he was a full-time brat in residence. You know the type—mouthy, stubborn, allergic to chores, and somehow always just about to clean his room.

But little by little (with a healthy dose of nagging, grounding, and "Because I said so!"), he’s grown into a fine young man. And last Saturday, that fine young man went on his very first date.

A girl (calm down, not a girlfriend) from a nearby high school invited him to her junior prom. Since Nate is homeschooled and doesn’t exactly have a cafeteria to get rejected in, this was a big deal.

He’s also been harassing me for a church suit for months. I kept putting it off because he’s still growing like a corn stalk in Miracle-Gro, and I didn’t feel like shelling out cash for something he’d outgrow before the next sermon. But oh, look—a prom! Suddenly we need a suit. Fancy that.

Of course, before he left, Jim and I gave him the Official Pre-Date Pep Talk, complete with bullet points:

  • Get out of the car.

  • Go to the door.

  • Shake her daddy’s hand like you’re not afraid of him (even if you are).

  • Ask, “What time would you like your daughter home, sir?” like a gentleman and not like a hostage.

  • Open her car door. (Every. Single. Time.)

  • And when you drop her off, walk her to the door. Don’t just boot her out like she’s a pizza delivery.

Then, just for fun, we acted out the worst-case scenario—the kind of date that ends up as a cautionary tale at girls’ sleepovers:

  • Honk in the driveway like you’re late for NASCAR.

  • Park in the only available puddle.

  • Don’t say hello. Just yell, “Let’s roll!”

  • At the dance, ask, “Want some punch?” then follow it with, “Cool. Grab me some while you’re up.”

  • Dance with every girl but your date.

  • Gawk at someone else and say, “Dang, wish she invited me!”

  • At the end of the night, slow down just enough for her to tuck-and-roll onto her front lawn.

You know. Real chivalry is dead kind of behavior.

So the big night comes. Nate showered, shaved, got dressed—and while I’m pressing his shirt (with actual steam coming out of the iron and my ears), he strolls in and asks me to trim his hair. Now mind you, I’ve been begging him for weeks to get a haircut. But noooo, not until an hour before go-time, when he suddenly wants me to perform a hair miracle in under ten minutes. Spoiler alert: I didn’t.

So off he went, scruffy hair and all, to pick up his date. Then they came back here for pictures. And folks—I’ll be honest. When I saw him help her out of the car and walk her up to the porch like a real gentleman, I nearly lost it. My throat got tight, my eyes watered up, and I had that full-body grandma moment where you realize they’re not a little boy anymore.

I heard later that she told him she thought she had the best date there. And you know what? I believe it.

He looked good. He acted right. And he made her feel special. That’s a win in my book.

Yup. They do grow up.
Eventually.
And sometimes, they even make you proud enough to forget the smell of their teenage laundry.


15 comments:

Andrea said...

You've got a fine young man there. Well done!

Tonia said...

Ahhh What a sweetie!! They are so cute!

Bobbi Jo Nichols said...

He looks very handsome and his friend is very pretty. I hope they had a wonderful time.
Hugs, Bobbi Jo

Anonymous said...

WHAT A HANDSOME DUDE. IT WON'T BE LONG, GRAM BEFORE THE GRAY HAIRS START COMING IN . DON'T THINK YOU HAVE MUCH TO WORRY ABOUT THOUGH , HE IS A GREAT KID. LEAVING FOR S.DAKOTA NEXT MONDAY, STILL PLANNING ON LUNCH. DON'T FORGET ME!!!!!! BEV

Anonymous said...

OMG.......Sandy.....??????? ..........the last time I saw him he was picking his nose and running around your house like a banshee!!!! LOL He has really grown up.....he's awesome. I will have to come over to see it isn't a figment of my imag.

Shelley said...

Great job on raising a fine nephew!! Hope they had a great time!!

Anonymous said...

hi, tell nate he looks very handsome.... carol

Anonymous said...

Great Job with him. You have a fine young man on your hands, and gentlemen. I bet it was exciting to hear she had a great time. :)

grammy said...

What a fun experience. It has been awhile... but seems not that long ago. It does go by fast. Glad it was a good experience for him.

Melanie said...

What a Gent! & lovely lady. Cute couple-any future dates????

Just as Friends of course...

Thankfully I don't think I ever had any of those dates from h...

I liked the puddle and the drop off! LOL:)
Do the flyby and the puddle drop, honking as you go??

Unknown said...

Nate you are a handsome devil. You and your date look real nice. I hope you took most of your grandma's advice...but not all of it. I do believe the prom is one date that the two of you will remember for a very long time. Enjoy.

Anonymous said...

Nice job Nate!! You better be nicer to her then you are to me.LOL. Get a haircut. Next time ask in advance. LOL. C ya soon bro

Anonymous said...

These are the moments in our lives, so fleeting, that we wish we could crystallize and pop them into one of those snow globes, to shake and gaze at forever. Nate is great and so is his date. I hope they have the opportunity to enjoy more fun times together.

Anonymous said...

I'd like the chocolate! Nice looking pair. I heard round about from her that she had the best time. Way to go, Nate!
(PS. Push Michael to get a date next time....)

Anonymous said...

Nate,

way to go man! lookin sharp! Listen to grandma, I was coached similarly and found the girl of my dreams. best of luck to you!

phil