Look out, Vogue—there’s a new fashion icon in town, and she’s got four legs, a rumbling stomach, and a firm grasp on the phrase “I do what I want.”
Introducing: Babydoll, modeling this season’s must-have farm accessory—a dazzling, oversized plastic bucket around her neck.
Was it intentional? Of course not. Was it fabulous? Absolutely.
This particular piece is from the "Feed Room Casual" collection—simple, durable, and previously filled with alfalfa pellets. It features a wide opening (perfect for head insertion), molded handles (which conveniently slide over ears), and an aerodynamic design that thwaps gently against the chest with every step.
It’s practical and dramatic. Every movement echoes with a hollow plastic "bonk," ensuring that all eyes—and ears—are on her. She clunked around the barn aisle like a runway model wearing designer heels two sizes too big, and she owned it.
The herd watched in silent awe.
One goat fainted (might’ve just tripped on a shovel), another tried to chew the bucket off her neck. Myrtle attempted to wedge her own head into an old yogurt container, declaring, “It’s called upcycling, look it up!”
But Babydoll? She didn’t care. She was serving bucket realness.
I tried to intervene. I really did. Twice, actually. But Babydoll took one look at me, squared her goat shoulders, and clonked herself right past me, full bucket swagger, like, “Touch the bucket, and you better be ready to rumble.”
You know what? I respect that.
Not only was she setting trends, she was thinking ahead. By wearing her lunch pail, she’s always ready for dinner, no matter the time, no matter the place. Some goats chase the grain buckets. Babydoll is the grain bucket now.
She may not know who she is yet, but she knows she’s hungry. And if she’s going to wander the farm looking for her next snack, she’s going to do it in style.
NEW! From the makers of “Hay in Your Hair” and “Poop on Your Boot” comes…
The Babydoll Bucket!
Now available in:
Classic White
“Oops, I Stepped in It” Brown
and Limited-Edition “Mystery Slime Green”!
✅ Lightweight plastic
✅ Fully neck-compatible
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Doubles as a sound effect machine and personal feed storage
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BPA-Free (Bucket Perpetually Attached)
Buy now and we’ll throw in a free headlamp for night grazing, a goat-sized mirror for preening, and a warning label for humans who try to help.
Call now! Operators are standing by. (They’re goats. Don’t expect much.)
